Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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