what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
