I love black thongs
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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