I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
you never un-have a 4some
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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