Soap is not a condiment
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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