Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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