i just google imaged poop.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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