you guys were way drunker than both of me
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
