talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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