Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Bring me that man meat
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
