I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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