The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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