hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough