My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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