talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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