But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
