if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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