I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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