Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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