Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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