my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's blow job season.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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