Whod you bang
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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