Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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