Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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