i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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