you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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