Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Oh god it's open bar.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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