I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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