I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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