We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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