Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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