You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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