i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This is my gift to your gina
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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