Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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