Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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