Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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