From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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