The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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