i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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