We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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