U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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