Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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