so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
We're hate flirting, damnit.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize