My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
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The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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