clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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