so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm too high and old for this...
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gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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