I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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