Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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