I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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