my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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