I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Do vagina's smell?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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