the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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