I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
whose parrot is this?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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