I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I am puke
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
